Wednesday Is Now Competition Day!
Smoko has never been this important.
Australian construction crews. One challenge, one leaderboard, and a hammer so old Thor filed a missing property report and never heard back.
Your crew competes. Points hit the leaderboard. Rivalries are born. Legends are made.
Wednesday was broken. Uncle Mick fixed it with a Hammer.
There was an incident involving a coffee and a Bunnings carpark. It has been resolved. Mostly.
Sign me up, Uncle MickWe haven’t launched yet. Uncle Mick is aware. He’s fine with it.
We’re running a closed beta with Australian crews right now. When it’s cooked, the waitlist goes first – founding crew pricing, permanent spot on the All-Time leaderboard wall, and the kind of bragging rights that don’t expire.
Drop your details. We’ll handle the rest. The hammer has waited 2,000 years. It can wait a little longer.
